Crazy or Dumb PMs/emails/chatlogs/forum posts

[ghg]

<Cesque>   http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DadaHorror
<Cesque>   (for the ones afraid to click: it doesn't have any links further into tvtropes, I promise)

[Andy]

This is a real life experience,...not a chat log or such.

But this guy called Wade hands me this DVD called 'blood in blood out'. He says to me "I burnt it the same as my other ones,..but it doesn't seem to work in my dvd player."

Two weeks later I open my briefcase and notice it still sitting there. I have a few spare hours so I decide to watch it, as soon as I take the dvd out of the case I realize his problem; he wrote the name on a piece of paper and cut it out and then used like 5 layers of tape to stick it to the dvd. I pop it in my laptop, makes a heck of a noise and doesn't work, i peel the tape off and it works fine.

What an idiot.

Duck tape... Finally something it cant fix / improve.

[mixxedstuff]

We dock the pirogue on a sandbar. A crowd of locals is thronging around Stiassny. She’s holding a mole-like fish that’s tiny, blind and to be frank, extremely ugly. Since we arrived in the DRC two weeks ago, Stiassny has been hoping to see this fish.

“Mondeli bureau,” says the fisherman who brought it to her, pointing to the fish. Stiassny smiles. The name translates as “white man in an office” and plays on the locals’ vision of a computer-bound Westerner: blind, albino, stunted.

http://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/Evolution-in-the-Deepest-River-in-the-World.html
 

[mixxedstuff]

http://www.27bslash6.com/p2p.html

[ghg]

Haha, fantastic.

[SanMan]

That sites gold

[Burning Sheep Productions]

[18:57]   <Dr_Dos>   greatest feeling in the world: adding like 5 lines of code to an existing function instead of writing a similar function that would have been 50
[18:57]   <DanTheMan>   I dunno man, I think an orgasm feels pretty good too

[SanMan]

^^ you get the same rush either way

[ghg]

Well done BSP, you've discovered bash.org.

[Burning Sheep Productions]

Bash doesn't include timestamps.

[DarkFlame]

HELLO
My name is Miss Rose Jones.I saw your profile today and it
really acttract me alot i believe that you are the man i have been
looking for to share my love with ; How is your health? i hope all is
well with you. I believe that we can move from here ; but remember that
distance;age and colour dose not matter what matters is the true love
and understanding; in my next e-mail i shall include my pictuer; i been
waithing for your reply mail me with this mail address
('name followed by numbers'@yahoo.com) for further introduction.
Bye my love

[mixxedstuff]

http://www.dmcityview.com/2010/04/08/features/

One of these is not like the others...

[mixxedstuff]

From slashdot:

You can't tip strippers with dollar coins.

Yeah, that pesky thong is in the way of the coin slot.

[Takagi]

That quote is great.

Daniel Tosh said something like "Some people like to make it rain by throwing cash. I'm cheap-- I throw quarters. I like to make it hail."

[Burning Sheep Productions]

[22:05]   <Packercat>   gravity is not your friend
[22:05]   <Whip>   Gravity has always been there for me.
[22:06]   <Hendikins>   I find it to be a bit of a downer.
[22:06]   <FeralPup>   gravity sucks :c
[22:07]   <Hendikins>   But does it spit or swallow?
[22:07]   <FeralPup>   swallow :B
[22:07]   <Hendikins>   I'd say it swallows, just look at black holes.

[Andy]

That quote is great.

Daniel Tosh said something like "Some people like to make it rain by throwing cash. I'm cheap-- I throw quarters. I like to make it hail."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBlr7cWkWZY
Make it hail.

[Thomas]

At my school:

Doug Morter:  Also a certain departmental keg race team who
had a team meeting at CoorsLab prior to the race and experimentally
determined that the Slurpee straws from 7-11 are wide enough to keep
Reynold's numbers low such that beer flow stayed laminar and reduced
foaming.